Guy Fawkes: Where are you now we need you so?

  As the callow chumps in Westminster duck and dive, working out how best to game the system in their own selfish interest, the public knows whatever outcome will be bad for the majority. That doesn’t stop the Tories apparently favouring that feckless fool Johnson as a replacement for the intellectually inert incumbent of 10 … More Guy Fawkes: Where are you now we need you so?

Lest We Forget

A small army of these rather creepy cut-outs have recently cropped up around my area, clearly intended to enhance the mood of maudlin nostalgia which has been ebbing and flowing since the centenary of the start of the First World War in 2014. There are plans afoot for this to peak in a nationwide peal … More Lest We Forget

R Day-4

This extraordinary edifice in the Antwerp docks stands for the uncomfortable accommodation of old and new you often find in Europe. Looking like a giant inter-galactic space bug trying to mate with a 19th century asylum, it seems to come from the same impulse which drives schoolboys to put a moustache on the Mona Lisa. … More R Day-4

Toeing the line

Listening to the likes of Ian Duncan-Smith (IDS, barely distinguishable from IBS) rave about their battle to reassert sovereignty by walking away from Europe, his claim that it is all about intellect and integrity makes me laugh. As intelligent Tories – not necessarily an oxymoron – are at pains to point out, sovereignty is not … More Toeing the line

Day 1

I left Dover at noon today as I have so many times before, the first time being in 1968. But the last time I saw the white cliffs of Dover was on television, over Nigel Farage’s shoulder, the cold one he wants us to turn on the European Union which has effectively employed him since … More Day 1

Eurofile: Exploring the Europe little Britain wants to leave

On Sunday I will be leaving the English summer to drive across Europe to Romania. I shall be leaving my home in the Buckinghamshire countryside: for 10,000 kilometres of the open road I shall be avoiding those staple seasonal pleasures of the English bourgeoisie – Royal Ascot, Glyndebourne Opera, Henley Regatta and the Wimbledon tournament – and what … More Eurofile: Exploring the Europe little Britain wants to leave